Things you should know....from the FACT board
*Go Green Party!
*Who owns Antarctica? The Penguins!
*There are three main game systems, each controls 1/3 of the teenage population
*O.J. didn't do it
*The bird flu will kill us all...so don't worry about gas prices
*Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. loved everybody...except KKK members
*2020: Jordan is the Republican nominee
*y do we tlk lyk dis wen we IM?
*McDonald's Manager...The American Dream
*God does not speak Spanish
*Drugs are legal in Mexico...Go There
*Leo is Japanese
*I love Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
*Rasputin was a man-witch
*All Cubans drink Cafe Con Leche
*Socrates Rum: It'll put you in a deep sleep
*Americans are fat & phat
*Killian= da 'hood. dat be tru!
*FL became a state on March the third, 1845
*Cuba was involved in the Cuban Missile Crisis and was a major inspiration for the Smurfs'
*The Persian Empire spread through Asia
*Chuck Norris loves Native Americans
*Why are kids so stupiide???
*Spaghetti originated in China, not Italy!
*Michael Jackson loves children
*The Phouc Long Province was Phoucing captures by a communist leader
*The Da Vinci Code is Fiction! Fo' Real!
*Cuba is a fake communism!
*The Egyptians had a strong economy based on farming and trade
*Aliens came to earth and put their souls into humans and came out of volcanoes. They were from the planet Zyrog.
*Anime originated in Japan
*Famous Qua-Tro: Robbie,K-Von,Georgy,Pablo. Da Realistsststs/Bjorn
*Matisyahu= Super Jew
*Stephen Colbert is the funniest man on TV!
*Vasco Da Gama's last name is a Greek letter- one "m"
*Greek people don't have to workout
*Jesus was a Jew
*You do not learn the amendments in Hon. World History
*In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
-brought to you by the students of 2006. Enjoy
*disclaimer: Mr. Freer does not condone any of the above statements*
